This is the song from the credits of the classic disney movie Monsters Inc., sing by Billy Crystal and John Goodman and written by Randy Newman. I was shocked to see no chords of it anywhere, so here they are, as accurate as I can make them... Let me know if you have any improvements! Eb Eb9 If I were a rich man Ab6 Abm6 With a million or two Eb C7 I'd live in a penthouse F9 Bb7 In a room, with a view Eb Eb9 And if I were handsome (No way) It could happen Ab6 Abm6 'Cos dreams do come true Eb C7 F7 I wouldn't have nothin' Bb7 Eb If I didn't have you F# C# Wouldn't have nothin' Ab If I didn't have F# C# Ab Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have F# C# Bb Bb7+5 Wouldn't have nothin' Eb Eb9 For years I have envied (You green with it) Ab6 Abm6 Your grace and your charm Eb6 C7 F7 Everyone loves you, you know? Bb7 Yes I know, I know, I know Eb Eb7 But I must admit it Ab6 Abm6 Big guy, you always come through Eb C7 F7 I wouldn't have nothin' Bb7 Eb Bbm7 Eb7 If I didn't have you Ab Abmaj7 D7 You and me together Gm That's how it Gmmaj7 Gm7 C7 Always should be Fm Fmmaj7 Fm7 Bb7 One without the other Eb6 Don't mean nothing to me Bb7+5 Nothing to me [Next bit is spoken:] Eb Eb9 Yeah, I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now) Ab6 Abm6 Eb If I didn't have you to serve C7 F7 I'm just a punky little eyeball Bb7 And a funky optic nerve Eb Eb9 Hey I never told you this [Sung from here:] Ab6 Abm6 Sometimes I get a little blue (looks good on you) Eb C7 F7 I wouldn't have nothin' Bb7 Eb If I didn't have you (Let's dance!) [For Instrumental, see section starting "you and me together"] Eb Eb9 Yes I wouldn't be nothin Ab6 Abm6 If I didn't have you (I know what you mean Sulley because-) Eb C7 I wouldn't know where to go (Me too because I-) F9 Bb7 Or know, what to do (Why do you keep singin' my part?!) Eb Eb9 I don't have to say it (Aww say it anyway) Ab6 Abm6 (Cause we) both know it's true Eb C7 F9 I wouldn't have nothin' Bb7 If I didn't have Eb C7 F9 I wouldn't have nothin' Bb7 If I didn't have Eb C7 F9 I wouldn't have nothin' Bb7 If I didn't have Eb you [Slower] F# C# Wouldn't have nothin' Ab If I didn't have Eb Youuuuu B C#m/B B7 (One more time... big one!) E E9 Don't have to say it (Where'd everybody come from?) A6 Am6 Oh, we both know it's true (Let's take it home big guy) E C#7 F#7 I wouldn't have nothin' B7 If I didn't have E C#7 F#7 I wouldn't have nothin' B7 If I didn't have E C#7 F#7 I wouldn't have nothin' B7 If I didn't have E7 E6 F#7 B7 You, you, you A-E-I-O F# B7 E That means you [NC] Yeah